Question of the day: Where to put your hands when you’re getting it in the ass?
Written on 24 June 2008 by DirtyDavey
We’ve been running low of reader questions lately, so here’s your chance to ask Dirty Davey all your darkest, filthiest queries! But for today, here’s what we’ve got:
Hey Davey,
I’ve got sort of a stupid question, but I thought I’d put it out there anyways. You know what they say – There’s no stupid questions, just stupid people! So here goes – Recently, I’ve been doing some freaky shit with my boyfriend. He’ll bounce me on his lap, throw me against the wall and fuck the crap out of me, all kinds of stuff. And not that it matters – but I’m never quite sure what to do with my hands when he’s stuffing me raw with his huge Italian sausage. Any suggestions?
-Two Left Hands
Well Hands, it may seem like a silly problem, but it’s actually a pretty big deal. I mean, who wants somebody’s hands all flying and flopping around why they’re fucking, right? Take a lesson from my boys at StraightInternal.com and do what they do; when you’re boyfriends ramming his rod in your ass from the back, use both hands to grab your sac! Holding tight onto your nuts not only feels great, but it’s the perfect way to keep your junk collected as you’re being jiggled and wiggled!
Warning: This hot push-back bareback bottom may cause you to explode!
Written on 20 June 2008 by DirtyDaveyI’ll venture to guess there aren’t many sites out there that feature straight guys with holes filled with cream. No, it’s not donuts we’re talking about – these are real, live, warm-bodied straight guys who are willing to let another guy bust his load in their ass – and then let everyone watch as the juicy goo drips out. Hey – I guess you don’t have to be gay to let your buddy jizz off in your rear. Just really, really open-minded!
And while StraightInternal.com is definitely taking the whole “helping a buddy out” idea to new heights, the hot bareback action is classic. These guys are raw and ready for anything – as you can see from their latest video update, where a cute shaved head stud hops on his buddy’s cock and goes for a ride that seems to last forever. Serious watch this kid – he’s pretty relentless in the pounding he’s giving to his ass. And I’ve always said it’s nice when you find a bottom who likes to do all the work! Now push back on that dick, boy, because it looks like Daddy’s about to explode!
Fan Mail Question of the Day: How to Get You Man Harder than Ever
Written on 17 June 2008 by DirtyDaveyHere’s another question we found in our e-mail earlier this week:
Hi Dirty Davey,
It’s no secret that I love having sex with my boyfriend. In fact, our neighbors have made multiple complaints that the two of us get way too loud when we’re getting raw and nasty together! But I have a complaint of my own –Lately, whenever I want to get fucked, my boyfriend can’t get hard! Not even a little bit. What should I do?
-Stuck Between and Rock and A Soft Place
Worry not, noisy noisemaker– We’ve been there many times before, and we’ve got a few great solutions for you, and I’ll have my boys from EuroTwinkin.com demonstrate. It’s all giving an amazing boyfriend if you want to get your boyfriend really hard. You’ve got to lick, suck and yank that thing long and hard – and as tired as you made get, just remember that it’ll all be worth it in the end to have something big, thick, and rock solid in your rear.
Of course, if that does work, it always helps to have him stick it in your rear raw – even if he’s not completely hard. Twist that cock up, tie it off, just do whatever it takes to get that dick in your hole, like the latest smooth and sexy duo at EuroTwinkin.com has done, and let your hot hole do the rest. Before you know it’s you’ll be jumpin’ on his pogo stick for hours. And if that doesn’t work, I say dump his ass and find a new, harder man!
Crazy barebacking in a Eastern European gay funhouse
Written on 12 June 2008 by DirtyDaveyMy favorite piece of sex furniture has got to be a good, soft beanbag chair. I’ve had one for like a zillion years now, and fucking my buddy’s brains out as he straddles its cushy curves is always like the hottest thing to do ever. That must be the real reason they were so popular during the ‘60s, with all that free love and hippie sex that was going down – they’re perfect for any party that you want to end in hot, orgy-rific goodness.
Apparently, I’m not the only one to figure out that beanbags are the key to a successful sex party; in fact, word seems to have spread all the way to Eastern Europe, to the barebacking twinks of ChillOutBoys.com, and they’ve been putting this cheap, squashy furniture to very good use.
Of course, if the crazy furniture from their latest threesome adventure doesn’t catch your attention, the rest of the décor will. It’s so crazy and colorful, it sort of looks like some wild gay funhouse, yeah? Now there’s someplace I’d like to get lost in for hours – just as long as it’s full of fun, young and delectable guys like these who love stuffing their mouths with hot, uncut cock.
Payton is a hot mess - and we totally want to make him suck us off!
Written on 3 June 2008 by Harry ShanksSometimes a guy can be such a mess that he actually turns out to be really hot as a result of his complete lack of style. That’s totally the case with EpicMen.com’s bareback newbie Payton Michaels. Sure, he looks like 12 cans of self-tanner exploded all over his face, and that total Guido haircut looks to have more oil spilled over it than the Exxon Valdez, but for some reason it all just works. I mean, don’t you just want to grab him by his slippery hair, smear the deep foundation off his face, and shove his face down on your cock and make him suck it for hours?
That’s exactly what Payton did to EpicMen.com favorite Jacob – who’s beautiful boy-next-door looks totally compliment Payton’s mess, making it one of the hottest hook-ups we’ve seen in a long time. Of course, looks aside, it’s what these two boys did together that was so fucking hot.
See, Jacob was nice enough to let Payton stick it in him raw, and – as you can see from the shots of that sticky, gooey load dripping out of Jacob’s hole, Payton made no effort to pull out in time, and instead oozed his cum load all inside Jacob. Not that Payton didn’t give ample warning that he was going to bust; he was shouting and screaming when he was close to ejaculation, which only made Jacob pull him in deeper. Hmm, now if we could only smear some of the jizz in Payton’s hair…
Fan Mail Question of the Day: Do you desire a Silverdaddy?
Written on 29 May 2008 by DirtyDaveyMail time! Let’s see what we’ve got in the ol’ e-mail box today.
Dear Davey,
Hey there, My name’s Tim, and I’ve got man drama. I’m pretty young, but despite my age, I’m more attracted to older guys – like Daddy types. Sometimes my friends give me a hard time about all the old guys I date. Is it wrong to like a guy with so many rings around his trunk?
-Tim
Worry not young Tim – Age is just a number, and nothing more. In fact, I read somewhere that a man only reaches his sexual prime by the age of 50. Or maybe than was 15? Either way, chances are one of your will be close to your best sexual health ever!
When it comes to the art of older man lovin’, there’s none more inspirational than JakeCruise.com. In case you’re not familiar, this older Silverdaddy has been charming the pants off young guys on his site for a long time now, and loves to get fucked raw by some of the cutest kids on the block. Take a look at his latest catch, muscle bound Justin Riddick, who lodges his huge dick right in Jake’s ass, all to his pleasure. After seeing how much fun these two have together (they’re all smiles, aren’t they?), it’s enough to make you want shake down the nearest retirement home in hopes of catching your own timeless beauty.
The gloves are comin’ off at FistingCentral.com!
Written on 27 May 2008 by DirtyDaveySkin to skin, flesh to flesh - when it comes to getting a nice thick forearm shoved up your arse, I’ve always said there’s no better way than going gloveless. There’s just something about feeling the direct contact with the body heat of another guy, as he slowly enters your hole that makes it so much better.
The guys and their huge holes over at FistingCentral.com are experts at just that; their latest duo is greased up like a couple of pigs at the county fair. It all starts with a few fingers, and before you know it the hunky guy with smooth arms has got his buddy all propped up like he’s his personal puppet. The fistee’s hole expands and retracts as the puppet master thrusts in and out, and combined with some slow, sensuous cock stroking, he makes his bottom bitch bust his creamy load all over. Now that’s the way to fuck a manhole!
The best cure for a hangover? Getting fucked raw by a big meaty pole!
Written on 21 May 2008 by DirtyDaveyI’ve always said that there’s only one cure for getting rid of a hangover, and that’s taking a big, huge stiffy up the ol’ brown eye. Sure, I’ve heard you’re suppose to drink water, or some people even say the best way to kick those day after blues is to start drinking again, but what I’ve found to work best is just going at it raw and rough with whichever one of your pals has the thickest, juiciest meat pole.
The guys at AllRealBareback.com have apparently caught my drift, as their latest update seems to document one guy’s search for a little intoxicating relief. You see, after a big night of drinking, our stud took it upon himself to seek out a little pleasure, in the form of his online buddy, who’s extra inches always seemed to do the job of taking his mind off his hangover - and anything else that might have been bothering him for that matter.
Just look at how long that uncut tool is as it goes in an out of his ass raw - it’s a guarantee that the only thing on your mind will be finding it’s owner so you can guzzle from his nozzle as much as you please.
Fan Mail Question of the Day: Take charge of your man – and your sex life
Written on 15 May 2008 by DirtyDaveyAnother day, another letter from one of our readers – and this time it’s extra raw and scandalous, just like we like ‘em!
Hi Davey,
I’m stuck! There’s this guy I work with that I really like, but I’m not sure how he feels about me. See, we’ve gone out for drinks a few times, and one time he even came back to my place to hang out for a bit, but I just can’t seem to seal the deal. How can I make this man mine?
-Lovestruck Larry
Oh Larry! Yes, love can sometimes be a pretty crazy game – so that’s why if you’ve got any chance of bagging this babe, you’ve got to come at it full force. I’m a pretty visual person, so let me show you just what I mean with some picture from the latest update from RealBareback.com. See, these two handsome studs had their eye on the hot blond guy for a while now, so as soon as they got him back to their apartment they totally pounced. Of course, the blond guy getting tag teamed loved every minute of it, as the twosome jerked his dick and fucked him rough and raw. The end result? A lot of jizz, and two guys who just got themselves a brand new fuck buddy! Way to take charge, men!
Go Fuck Yourself - literally, by fucking your hole with your own dildo
Written on 13 May 2008 by DirtyDaveyNow here’s something you don’t see every day: A guy fucking himself with himself. But that’s exactly what is happening over at HotBarebacking.com, featuring the legendary Jeff Palmer. There’s something both horribly twisted and all too hot about watching this man shove a dildo replica of his thick, meaty cock into his ass while balancing on the side of a table, isn’t there?
But secretly, I think we all wish we could do the amazing act that Jeff’s doing. I mean, when it comes to cocks, nobody’s got it better than our own, at least in our own eyes, typically. The next time somebody tells you to ‘go fuck yourself”, you’ll probably think about it entirely differently! Now, if we could just become gigantic porn superstars and let someone take a mold of our cock…
But playing with yourself can get boring fast, especially when you’ve got a stiff stick like Flex’s waiting for a chance to get up inside someone. He’s quick to grab hold of Jeff’s ass, and replace his self-reflexive dildo fuck with his own dark meat, giving him a raw and rough pounding he won’t soon forget.
